Cash and TJ talk about the cruise debacle, drive-through humor, mood-altering substances, dog vomit, sea world, tic-tacs, fake IDs, captain Ahab, facial wraps, the industrial revolution, whale watching, criminals at Kinko's, and ask the question, "Why are their no tea table books?" Read this episode on a piece of papyrus paper while wearing a rubberized jumpsuit.

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