Cash and TJ talk about eternal life, surprise parties, meditation meetups, sexy Santa hats, tree negligence, ferret stand-ins, tiny honey sticks, ribbed condoms, detached retinas, Greek vacations, moped shortages, and ask the question, "How would you describe TJ in two words?" Listen to this historical trilogy on a yoga mat, it will reaffirm your belief in cliffhangers.

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